Milf

Jk she's a milf can we have a sleepover no I don't wanna bang ur mom, jk she's a milf
An acronym for the term mom I would like to f*ck

Omg, Emily, she is such a milf

by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021

Milf

Baylee Brack

my gf is a milf

by Guiik May 10, 2021

Milf

Thomas Burton’s mom

Thomas Burton’s mom is such a milf! She is so hot because the meat is cold.

by Butters321 March 2, 2023

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

milf

Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007