Mat

A way of saying simp

"omg your such a mat"
"pussy"

"is that all you can say"

by Mister cat October 1, 2020

new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.

Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.

by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Pizza-Mat

Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's

-Hey did you see Matt's Floor?
-yeh it was a total Pizza-mat

by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011

mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....

look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0

by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011

lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

by flaversaver September 13, 2011

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023