lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Lump nowhump

It means good shit, sorta like good job but in a zesty way.

Dude 1: "Yo I just got an ace in Valorant"

Dude 2: "bro lump nowhump, keep it up"

by SHOOPY2024 November 29, 2024