ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

locker nazi

A person who issues locker assignments at a place of business or school.
Generaly an uneducated douchbag.

Person A: "Dide Geena issue your locker yet?"
Person B: "Fuck no! That bitch is a locker Nazi!"

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

squirt locker

1. (noun.) Female equivalent to the spank bank; synonym of flick file.

Did you see Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL? I popped a lady boner and totally put it in the squirt locker.

by Ben Segal May 28, 2016

splash locker

A cooler name for the shower.

“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”

by koolkat898 January 25, 2018

pop locker

A person being so twacked back on methanphetamine that they cant hold still

Look at willy hes so spun hes

a pop locker

by fokis February 1, 2018

locker shelf

Another phrase for "Her rack"

That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!

by Fartdooder January 23, 2017

Foot locker

When you are giving a blow job while receiving a foot rub.

My girl agreed to to a foot locker because she wouldn't give me head unless I gave her a foot rub.

by Betty McNasty December 8, 2019