Ling

An optimised form of the term 'growling'. optimisation is a method that ensures words are shortened to an appropriate level so that the message can be conveyed in the maximum number of repetitions in a given time. One uses ling to express their enjoyment towards a given scenario. it is also used to alert peers of your love and presence for them. i would ling at a friend to let them know I'm there physically, and that I'm loving them actively.

"hey man i just got a new lego set!"
"omg ling"

"ling"
"ling"

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop June 24, 2023

Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive

I wanna show you something linga-ling.

by petete the pipe June 30, 2023

Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

si ling

best school in woodlands singapore
meh toilet

Theres a primary school called si ling primary school???

by randomguyfromwoodlands December 19, 2023

ling

zero in chinese, but my favourite nickname for her.

How much did you get in the test?
Ling la. zero.

oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.

how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023