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Sarah:You know Jordan right
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
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Jenny:Damn that sucks
Jenny:Yea your boyfriend
Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks
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