Ian

Ian is what you name your kid when you can’t think of anything else. It doesn’t make sense. Most of the time, if someone named Ian has a sibling, their name might be Hennessy.

“Ian is not a good name”

by 😎🤡🤡🤡 October 15, 2019

Ian

An ugly guy that has a small penis

That guy is so Ian

by Gaiudgdbdjej December 18, 2017

Ian

A boy who is a little awkward, very nice, but too nice, and rather annoying

"Oh fuck ian texted me 59 smiley faces in one day"

by Fratstars May 25, 2017

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

Ian

Ian’s are usually caring family men with a big heart that gets forgotten because he can’t wait for anything for more than 10 seconds

Ian is the greatest dad of all time

by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019

Ian

A mentally insane child that is very funny and is the creator of b gucci gucci a and if you want to party shake your hands.

Stop being an Ian

by Ur nan ur mam December 16, 2019

Ian

An angry fucking racist.

What an Ian.

by Etuyk January 9, 2020