-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.

Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?

by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024

Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show

I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.

by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024

Itis

A good friend and good listener but moody all the time.

Having a nice smile that you can't easily forget

Itis beautifull

by Glizzer November 22, 2021

Bruh-itis

When someone just says BRUHH in every situation

Person 1: "I got a pet"
Person with Bruh-itis: "BRUH"

by helo i like to eat ur poo February 15, 2024