Globalization

Something you spend way too long on in geography.

Person 1: Damn bro we've been talking about globalization for hours
Person 2: I know right

by ThatAnonymousBloke April 6, 2022

Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.

"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"

by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019

bombardier global 8000

The competitor to the gulfstream G800.

Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.

by smoking & vaping is for losers July 23, 2025