Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore

Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce

by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

floor hash

When you smoke a joint made with hashish, the little molten pieces of it that fall to the floor and stick to it are called floor hash.

I should clean my room, there's so much floor hash in it that I'm starting to forget what the actual floor looked like.

by nikolajboarzersnev June 14, 2016

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Floor brush

A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone

Where’d you put the floor brush?

by Moondoggi October 5, 2021

Skill Floor

The minimum level of skill needed to use something effectively, commonly in a video game.

In this game, glocks have a low skill floor as they are easy to use.

by Weerrpp November 10, 2022

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,

“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””

by dundunhead April 10, 2022