Social Filter

something my autistic depressed piece of shit self needs

Person 1: the fuck did that son of a bitch just say to me
Person 2: bro has absolutely no social filter that was insensitive as fuck

by southparkn64player March 17, 2023

Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.

- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.

by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025

Filtered

An attractive woman you see irl with a small waste and big ass

Damn bro did you see that baddie she looks filtered.

by HeatFace April 5, 2024

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Filtering Water

When one partner pisses in the other and then gargles it out into the other partners mouth

Bro my girl and I were filtering water

by Doctor Anderson June 11, 2022

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022