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desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.
I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.
by The open janitor July 31, 2024
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desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.
When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.
by The Real Driller August 9, 2023
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Low Desk Syndrome

When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.
"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"
by FlexmastaPlus69 September 16, 2023
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Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
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desk pet

A person who enjoys giving blowjobs to their partner under a desk. Usually given when the person recieving is in a voice chat of some kind.
"Man Amber blew her boyfriend while he was playing Call of Duty again! She's such a desk pet."
by anonpalisade April 18, 2024
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024
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