holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Carlos curve

When your dick bends to the left

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.

by Baconman6 November 24, 2022

Bezier Curves

Those smooth-ass curves made with control points. Usually used in programming

"Those bezier curves are so smooth they're gonna make me cum"

by mug3ed December 12, 2021

Brennans curved penis

Using your hook shaped cock to go fishing or fuck a dogs anus. Most likely the dog.

Let’s brennans curved penis today! Seems fun

by MassiveHorseJay March 9, 2022

Curving

The gentle male equivalent to scissoring. When a male rubs his scrotum softly against another males scrotal sack. For the hardcore and much more intense variant of this position see curbing.

I heard that fine gay couple curving last night, man he really got off.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

curved neck trick

A person with a curved neck (aka) A person that has had a curved object jammed down there neck over and over again ..

E Mac is with that curved neck trick Felicia again .her neck is really curved

by Uncle Burt April 7, 2022

Curving Circle

Something that is just a little bit gay

"He is kind of a curving circle"

by assden45 June 1, 2021