Christopher Walkens

The effect one gets from smoking a certain threshold of pot, wherein they start acting like Christopher Walken in speech, movements, voice and intentions.

"How many bowls have you smoked, Phil?"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"

by A19 August 17, 2008

christopher sundarum

An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.

"I am screwed on this test, I think I'm gonna cheat".
"No, don't pull a Christopher Sundarum"

by Sqauwww January 26, 2016

Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020

the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021