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a cheesecake

a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.

Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
by dudewheresmybong June 6, 2020
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cheesecake

Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point
by justin seagull y'all June 9, 2020
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Newcastle Cheesecake

A group of male homosexuals getting it on. Cake is involved, too.
I sure could use a Newcastle Cheesecake right about now! It has been months, since the last get together!
by Gandolian August 29, 2020
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Cheesecaked

When you get cheesecaked is when you said your opinion but its a WRONG opinion and then you get shittalked by cheesecake for the rest of your life.
You: "I think America is a great country"
Someone: "Oh boy, you're about to be Cheesecaked"
by CheeseCaked September 2, 2020
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CHEESECAKE

A really funny guy who likes talking in dayz servers
Yo did you hear about cheesecake and his legendary level 50 grind?
by Smoke Drinks 1420 June 23, 2022
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Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022
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Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.
My husband is cheesecake!
by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022
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