a cheesecake is, in Norwegian slang, when you stuff the cake full of cheese. In layman's terms: shoving smegma up someones bum.
Guy to friend: Hey man I just ate a cheesecake with Jessica and Chad the other night.
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.
Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
Friend: Getting someone to agree to a cheesecake is respectable, but I wouldn't eat it afterwards, that's just unsanitary.
Guy to friend: Eh.. live, laugh, love innit
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