Cat

The assholes of the animal kingdom

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh

by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

cat

asome

cat are good

by kaiden the vapeore February 7, 2019

cat

An alert and graceful animal, usually a domesticated member of the Felidae (cat) family, characterized by its sleek, slender body, four legs, and long tail. It is known for its intelligence, agility, and affectionate nature.

This cat had no whiskers.

by cavstock February 28, 2023

cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world

- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY

by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023

cat

coochie

my man just ate my cat last night

by loonapavedtheway February 20, 2023

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022

cat

it go meow and,,, it cool and cute ehhehem meowwwww

-wow cat
-meow

by catnipistakenbysomeoneelse July 7, 2023