Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.
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I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
Pet the cat at your own volition
I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...
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A small, fast and muscular feline.
Cats were domesticated by humans and are often kept as pets.
Cats are known for their cuteness and how playful they are.
They often seek the warmth and food of Human shelters.
Cats are active at night.
They hunt small mammals and birds. (For example: Rabbits, Mice, and many more.)
Cats have very good eyesight and hearing.
Cats were domesticated by humans and are often kept as pets.
Cats are known for their cuteness and how playful they are.
They often seek the warmth and food of Human shelters.
Cats are active at night.
They hunt small mammals and birds. (For example: Rabbits, Mice, and many more.)
Cats have very good eyesight and hearing.
Example 1:
THE CHILDREN: Dad, can we get a cat?
Dad: No.
THE CHILDREN: *proceeds to destroy all of dad's possessions*
Example 2:
A cat sneaked through the dark forest, listening and ready to catch anything that gets in it's path.
Example 3: Just check wikipedia instead of looking this up on the urban dictionary, dumbo.
THE CHILDREN: Dad, can we get a cat?
Dad: No.
THE CHILDREN: *proceeds to destroy all of dad's possessions*
Example 2:
A cat sneaked through the dark forest, listening and ready to catch anything that gets in it's path.
Example 3: Just check wikipedia instead of looking this up on the urban dictionary, dumbo.
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