Beaming Shatner

A: when you are getting a blow job from someone who is actively pooping on a toilet

B: A reverse blumpkin

I needed some toilet paper in jail and the guy told me he needed a beaming shatner in return

by Stove42069 June 22, 2023

BEAMED

the term beamed means to be obliterated in close medium or long range combat in a video game the term is mostly used in the game rust.

I just got beamed.
the term beamed means to be obliterated in close medium or long range combat
I beamed him dude!

by just a rust gamer March 28, 2023

Beamed

Getting shit on in a video game by a player who does not miss their shots.

Teammate1: yo this guy has not missed a shot on me!
Teammate2: bro you got beamed.

by iGoNorth February 2, 2023

high beam trolly

The act of a driver driving with their high beams constantly on in a act of seeking out and identifying another driver for homosexual activities.

The middle eastern truck driver appear to be high beam trolly, later I seen him on the side of the road swallowing another trucks sword.

by …..turtle February 10, 2023

Beam

A hit of crack cocaine, otherwise known as “hard”

lemme get a beam

by fetttypixieeee February 12, 2023

beamed

When you lose all your pixel items in roblox and lose 30,000 dollars

Yo I just got beamed and lost 500K robux

by 8racks April 13, 2023

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.

It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.

by QuacksO October 19, 2019