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panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.
*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD
by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013
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Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.
I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015
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Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
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Birth curtains

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019
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Birth control

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

it’s fine I took my birth control”
by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019
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Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
by Wicksterr June 5, 2018
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birth reunion

by Heydudes January 14, 2018
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