pebble poo

pebble poo is when you have tiny rabbit poo that takes way too much time for such a disappointing poo leaving you feeling you more disappointing than your father usually results in a ghost wipe.

Sorry I was gone for so long I took the most disappointing pebble poo.

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

Poo

One of the best if not THE best word in the dictionary and if anyone disagrees they're a nonce and pedophile

You-Yoooo i took the fattest poo
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by anonymous January 19, 2022

poo sussy

fortnite balls im gay i like boys i kidnap kids yummmm sus ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

hi im felling poo sussy right now

by zeakiscute January 20, 2022

U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

Poo

A delicious meal containing whatever the cook ate before making it

just ate a fat poo, feel so sick

by doodooballs September 20, 2022

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022