Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018

Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

gang for the house

You can use Gang for the house instead of GANG

when someone's ugly to u, u can go like "Gang for the house"

by Islarsen February 1, 2019

Trap House Pussy

(Definition #1) When a female's vagina produces a naturally strong cent regardless of situation, or current state of hygiene. When female's vagina always presents a distinct potent aroma. (Definition #2) a female who's vagina smells due to sleeping around with others at a trap house.

1.) I hooked up with this girl last week who had some trap house pussy. 2.) She looked good in that bikini but you could smell that trap house pussy.

by DirtyCleanFunn February 2, 2019

Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said

I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping

by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018