good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout

That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

2c hair

A nightmare to have; inpossible to style, frizzes whatsoever you do, products will look too wet/oily and shapeless like a lion's mane or very disturbingly dry with curls looking like they are paper-thin and crusty.

...
Person 1: Oh yeah, I have the dame struggles with my hair too. What hair type do you have? I have 3a.
Person 2: I have a mix of 2b-2c-3a that looks mostly like 2b and acts like the chaos after Pandora's Box has opened...
Person 1: Oof, RIP bestie... 2c hair is the worstt...

by yoongiemb June 25, 2021

hay hair

andre

"oh look its hay hair"
"who?"
"andre"

by jimithyturner June 26, 2021

Pubic Hair

Hair that grows below your waist in the middle front side of your body

Guy1: Ah, I hate growing pubic hair
Guy2: I know, it sucks, it happens to me too, gotta deal with it

by The coolest boi July 5, 2021