'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024
Get the Eggo Brained mug.when the receptors in your brain have been gloriously untouched by things like recreational drugs and excessive video gaming, and thus remain sensitive to serotonin and dopamine.
Coworker 1: "yo why the fuck Sarah always writing motivational sayings on the whiteboard during break?"
Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"
Coworker 2: "oh, she got vanilla brain bro"
by Breadboibraincell June 7, 2022
Get the Vanilla Brain mug.When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".
Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
by P0T 0F GR33D June 9, 2022
Get the Brain-Pain mug.The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
by Imagine Being Smooth Brained June 12, 2022
Get the Smooth Brain mug.A pain resulting from taking cold substances which affects the brain. It's not common in every individuals
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Get the Brain freeze mug.An Orgasm So Pleasurable, So Good, So Deep, Painful, That You Get Overwhelmed With Sensations All Over Your Body That You Feel Like Your Brains Fried.
Jay: Yo Me And Josh Had The Best Threesome Last Night With Theresa!
Henry: NICE! Describe It.
Jay: We Had A Brain-Frying Orgasm!
Henry: NICE! Describe It.
Jay: We Had A Brain-Frying Orgasm!
by Alexcían Empire Thingy June 14, 2022
Get the Brain-Frying Orgasm mug.This is when people inject drugs into their brain, some even get a opening in their skull through surgery, one some left part of the brain, others right , very few both. Each side of the brain functions this stuff. they get high off with like. Heroine , or whatever they inject in their arms and shoot in their veins to get high to become super strong. They up to make their self super smart or super intelligent and become a genius. Even use steroids , like some start doing with the hewrt chaser as well Cocaine ? As urban legends says. I don’t know all the details.
Anything worth being attach to this life to not dream big ? Brain juicer must be how people make all these incredible inventions.
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