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Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH
by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
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Michael

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael
by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021
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kameron michaels

Drag Queen who appeared on season 10 of Rupaul's Drag Race, and the Vegas Live show, originally from Nashville Tennessee, now lives in Los Angeles California.
Kameron Michaels is such an underrated queen, I hope she returns for All Stars, so she can show how much she's grown
by Serafina.fool May 25, 2021
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Michael

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter
by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021
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Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids
Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids
by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024
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Michael Michael Motorcycle

An intensive sexual act where one homosexual man treats his partner like a motorbike. This includes topping the man while squeezing and twisting his testicles with maximum torque to replicate revving up the engine. The act can even go as far as doing routine oil checks on the man's rectal cavity and seat polishing which includes intensive backshots, resulting in maximum surface area ejaculation coverage.

Most partners will use full leather bondage suits in order to further replicate the motorbike appeal
Hey man, I was hoping to take my Michael Michael Motorcycle out of the garage tonight and go for a long drive!
by President KingKong Bundy October 24, 2024
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Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.
Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!
by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024
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