The park

The park is a park next to Fort Collins High School where all the park kids or stoners go to do drugs and fuck around. The park is not on school property so the park kids can't get in trouble by the school when smoking during the day.

Kid 1"bro let's go to the park and get high as fuck!"

Kid 2" ok mane I'm down."

by Stonerjew December 23, 2019

Inside the park home run

When you take a crap in the urinal. Not to be confused with the "upper decker"

Dick hit an inside the park home run.

by Allister Smith December 28, 2019

Park Jimin

The cutest mochi in the world, also is the hottest guy in the world.

A supportive angel in this world.

A King, A Legend

"Who is that guy with the blonde hair? He is soo hot!" well girl that is Park Jimin.

by chimchimjimin January 8, 2020

Parking Slut

People, usually female, that finish their shopping and still sit in the parking slot to use their phone.

Person 1: Manvir always sits in the car checking Tinder after he finished with his shopping.
Person 2: What a parking slut.

by Sithposter January 9, 2020

Benton Park

Homed the legend himself Cameron Wilson

Fuck Benton park

by Suck my arsewhole January 21, 2020

snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020