Michael Jackson

A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

by Epic gamer 69420 August 19, 2021

Michael

Michael is an interesting person, for what he lacks in height he makes up for in friendliness.

Person 1; Did you see the way Michael just strutted by?

Person 2; That's Michael? I thought that was a hobbit!

by Chromaland August 19, 2021

Michael

Michael is an amazing friend who always manages to help his homies out. Unless his homies need help getting something off of a fridge, or out of a particularly high cabinet.

Person 1; Why is Michael so dang short?

Person 2; He probably didn't drink milk while growing up

by Chromaland August 20, 2021

Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Michael

Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.

Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)

by yhert May 18, 2021

Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael

RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH

by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021