Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet

I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.

by gabale September 13, 2022

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

FaceBook

A place where only old ass Boomer got to die because of just how much of a irrelevant piece of shit it is.

Only Karens use Facebook

by Spoon-man January 12, 2022

FaceBook

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.

Hey jerry let’s do Genz jokes on Facebook everyone will laugh hahaha

by Α January 13, 2022

Facebook

Stop trying to finish my sentences! You don't know what I'm going to stay you dumb motherfucker! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Hym "Facebook need to stop guessing what I'm going to say. It's an insult. You can eat a bag of spiders? See!? I bet you thought I was going to say 'baby dicks' didn't you? Stupid fucking bitch. I am in the process of being pulled forward into time by novelty! You cannot predict chaos!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022