Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.
Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!
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by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024
Get the Platonic Pocket mug."Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
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"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
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