Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

The Law of the Calendar

The philosophy that because the first day of Spring is on March 21st, all winter weather must cease to exist.

Johnny: Wait, it's snowing in April??
Jack: C'mon weather, follow the Law of the Calendar!!!

by cstrong April 15, 2022

property law

colouring in department, place where dots are joined

Q: where's my highlighter gone?
A: colouring in took it.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used

That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

Sanderson's Law

as an online discussion regarding fiction recommendations grows longer, the probability of Brandon Sanderson's Way of Kings being recommended approaches 1

"I asked on Reddit for books similar to Twilight and got 8 recommendations for the Way of Kings"

"Sanderson's Law in action my friend"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 27, 2020

Law 45683

luna actually has to be cooler than everyone BY LAW. this is simply factual and cannot be argued against.

oh yeah you know Law 45683?
yeah yeah, luna is so much cooler than me

by frogiibae December 27, 2020