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Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
by Infolover69 September 11, 2021
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Take the wife somewhere nice

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021
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Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.
Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?
by James Dornan September 17, 2021
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taking a patterson

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
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National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!
Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021
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Take the winky

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.
*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"
by StinkyWinkySmegga October 2, 2021
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Always Take A W

Always Take A W or ATAW is the greatest IWC groupchat of all time.
Yo, you remember in ATAW when A Wilde Thing told Chill to kill himself?

ATAW is my favorite gc!

Always Take A W is such a good groupchat
by Chill ぷ February 21, 2022
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