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Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything
by My name is Michael March 6, 2022
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Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.
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Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that saidGreen sign
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Michael

Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.
Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)
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Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH
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Michael

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael
Damn Michael you really are a Michael
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kameron michaels

Drag Queen who appeared on season 10 of Rupaul's Drag Race, and the Vegas Live show, originally from Nashville Tennessee, now lives in Los Angeles California.
Kameron Michaels is such an underrated queen, I hope she returns for All Stars, so she can show how much she's grown
by Serafina.fool May 25, 2021
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