13 year old

Some of them are dumb some aren't, some are horny 24/7, and some aren't.

(13 year old lore)

Some random 13 year old when they lay back in their chair: Man I just wanna f**k already

by Tuxtan July 16, 2023

36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

Old Gregg

The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.

Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.

Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.

by Gasman01 July 25, 2023

nasty old hag

my grandmother

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!

by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023

Old Snatcher

When you faggotize a divorced older man.

"I'm such an Old Snatcher. I love older divorced dudes."

by slaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy69 August 10, 2023

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023