May

it’s the fifth month of the year not a stuck-up persons name

random: I love may
May: huh?! i love you too
random: i meant the month not you

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

May 9th

National Kiss Chanel Day

I get to kiss Chanel on May 9th

by Lelli137 May 3, 2021

May 4th

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021

mai-lee

my name is mai-lee

amazing

literally the most amazing person ever

get you a mai-lee <3

“i’m feeling really pretty right now!”
“what’s ur name?”
“hannah..?
“ur not pretty lol, my name is literally mai-lee b quiet 😂👎”
“ohh ok”

by ilovemitski01 May 4, 2021

may 25

a boy that is handsome and nice

"my favourite month is may 25"

by ZAF1RAH May 5, 2021

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

May

This joke is in the "Ligma" or "Joe" or "Candice" kind of jokes.

- What month is it right now?
- May. Why are you asking?
*inhales confidently*
- MAY THESE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
- ... Not these jokes again. Just duck off bro.

by mitreanu May 5, 2021