Hair of the dog

an alcoholic drink taken to cure a hangover.

Craig cracked open a beer, claiming it was just a "hair of the dog" to cure his pounding headache from last night's party.

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024

Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.

You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.

“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”

by Blueknighter January 15, 2023

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023