Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

The feeling when you are perfectly high and can feel the clouds

Sage smoked so much, that they felt zooted beyond belief and felt the need to express so because of how zooted they are

by B04TS-N-H035 May 22, 2022

Zooted

A term used to define being quit high on Marijuana it can only be used when some one is high on that substance this excludes all other drugs that one might do

Yo mat got zooted last night and banged a blind chick

by Clitlivker6969 May 28, 2022

pinhead zoot

When a zoot is skinny.

Your boy:*rolls skinny zoot*
You:what a pinhead zoot

by yooswyaa May 29, 2022

Zooted

Roadman word meaning crazy.

'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)

by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022

Zoot

A larger than average penis.

"Hey bro, thats a sick zoot bro"
"Is an it bro?"

by Chedward360 March 15, 2022

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022