Zebra Hairbrush

A hairbrush that is owned by Gilas. It smells like it was the hairbrush of something dead.

Ew Gilda has a zebra hairbrush what a loser.

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 October 16, 2021

Zebra

something that is searching for redemption

because I'm a zebra who's searching for redemption - damiano david

by ARandomPersonNobodyKnowsAnout October 21, 2021

long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

kween of zebras

KWEEN of zebras is a KWEEN who changed her second name to zebras

*Beatboxing*Once there was a girl named ____ and she didn’t like her second name so she changed it *beatboxing* did I mention that ____ liked zebras *beatboxing*so she changed it to ____ ZEBRA KWEEN of zebras

by KWEEN of zebras July 31, 2021

Back town zebra

To spread cream cheese on a bagel while nude.

Patrick always performs the back town zebra when he has guests over for breakfast.

by MayorGrumps August 29, 2021

bouncy zebra

A zebra on a trampoline. As seen in the Zebra Humor video entitled "Bouncy Zebra".

Did you see that bouncy zebra? It sure could bounce!

by ZebraJokeFan99 January 13, 2013

zebra

they are long lost unicorns that got in a fight with cavemen and lost their horns. they then bread with horses and tigers and got stripes. then noah captured them on his ark and took them to africa. that is a zebra.

a zebra is a hornless unicorns who had kids with horses and tigers.

by golden elephant July 25, 2012