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Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.
by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015
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A person who agrees to go and watch Justin Beiber's never say never when a girl begs him.
A complete and utter tool.
by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011
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A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.

A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.

The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.

The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
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1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.
That choir director's initials are DEW. WHAT. A. TOOL. Seriously.
by beauchanson June 14, 2011
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Being used by a higher influence, mostly for their own good.
You're such a tool for her; you could do much better.
by Leonardo187 November 23, 2007
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A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.

Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
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It's a tool's way of spelling tool.
Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".
by chantaklaus April 30, 2006
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