Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.
by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015
Get the Tool mug.by J-man4758432 March 26, 2011
Get the Tool mug.A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
Get the Tool mug.1. Anyone who calls someone a tool, is a tool. 2. Choir directors. 3. People with initials DEW. 4. Choir directors. 5. Guys who shave their head until it's ALMOST bald, but there's still some there. I mean, really? Just shave it all. 6. Choir directors.
by beauchanson June 14, 2011
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Get the a tool mug.A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"
Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go
by hatrickpatrick December 28, 2005
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