Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

by 812 mafia September 5, 2025

Pussy-itis

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.

He has a condition called pussy-itis.

by Doctor A. March 12, 2025

-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.

Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?

by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024

Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

Men-itis

A made up disease which a person goes crazy for men.
It doesn’t have to be exactly that, it could also mean the opposite.

Person: are you okay?
Me: No… I have Men-itis.. and there are alot of hot men here
Person: Menitis..?
Me: I love men so much I want a dilf to hug me to badly

by TheRobloxMafiaMansimp August 20, 2023