by NotAGinger50 September 14, 2020
Get the Spanish plunge mug.Noreen watched the VP debate with best gal pal Cindy and they noticed a fly landed on Mike Pence's head. They knew it was a sign. "Imagine being married to Mother as repressed gay man who could be fabulous; instead he's just Spanish Pence who's not allowed to be sexual, ever. sad!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Get the Spanish Pence mug.When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
by SpanishTire August 4, 2021
Get the Spanish Tire mug.When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.
"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"
by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021
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Get the Spanish Penny mug.Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?
by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022
Get the Spanish Custard mug.When a guy is getting veas but suddenly he starts thrusting his partner with his genitals imitating a bull in the bullfights.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
But the partner attacks back with a sword killing the bull.
by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021
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