stick shift

the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom

by jiz_machine July 27, 2018

stink shift

The act of pulling your dick out of a girls ass and having her play with it like a stick shift.

A girl that can drive a stink shift is so an sexy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

by Itslittytitty May 24, 2018

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020

Shift Pinky

Shift-Pinky, a condition mostly prominent within PC gamers, is a condition that occurs when one holds down the shift key(often used for sprinting or other maneuvers in PC-games) for prolonged periods of time. Symptoms include soreness, bone aches, and sometimes bruising.

(Gamer 1)Man, I played Red Dead II all night and now my pinky hurts.

(Gamer 2)Dude, you got shift-pinky
(Gamer 1)Tf is Shift Pinky?
(Gamer 2) Exactly what you just said
(Gamer 1) Aw shit...

by Burnin8r55 April 21, 2020

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

Fist shift

Like a hand job but for females

“Bro, some chick just gave me a hand job so I gave her a fist shift.”

by Myinstagramisebony.henricksen September 30, 2020

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017