3-Phase Pleasuring

A sexual act usually preformed on a woman by a man, that involves a three step act of pleasure meant to bring the woman to ultimate orgasm.

Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).

Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.

Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.

Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.

Matt: Ey bro guess what me a Annie did last night?

Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.

Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk

Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?

Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.

Malcolm: BROOO!!!

Matt: Ik :) ;)

by OccDoc161 January 17, 2024

Fagotry Phase

honey moon of any relationship whether it be straight, bi, triangle. The Fagotry Phase consists of lovey dubby stuff like kissing, e relationship sex, irl sex and engaging in swallowing estrogenic penis/vagina fusion dances between both partys.

That couple is in the Fagotry Phase, I would not go near them

by The Grand Hoe January 20, 2024

Phasing

Rippeology weather forecast. Two horny people, running from different directions, one from the west, one from the south, colliding into each other, looking into each other's eyes, and in a split second deciding, do I wanna get nekkid with this person or just keep going my own way? Nekkid = big snow storm. Move on = brief spurts of liquid that don't amount to much.

Wisconsin is due for a phasing this weekend. Either way, someone’s getting the load in their face, err driveway.

by Dirty Effing Hippie December 5, 2023

imperial phase

The period in which a musical artist is regarded to be at their commercial and creative peak simultaneously

The massive success of the ‘1989’ album cycle led many many critics to consider it the imperial phase in Taylor Swift’s career.

by txddy December 8, 2023

It girl phase

A phase which a female goes through to achieve either status or security by keeping up with the “trend”

Have you seen Rebecca dyed her hair red because all the cool kids are doing it she’s going through her “it girl phase”

by Caleb Jeffery April 25, 2023

phase tk

A girl who is big fan of mha loves Deku

You look like a phase tk

by HAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA July 3, 2023

ghost phase

a completely natural, albeit uncomfortable, phase of courtship where a girl who had initially shown interest in a guy during the early talking stages, confusingly and often quite suddenly ghosts him. During this phase, which can last anywhere from a week to a couple of months, there is no communication by the girl to the guy in order for her to determine his level of interest. Very frequently she will ignore any attempts at communication, so much so that should the pair pass by each other, for instance in the dining hall of a college campus, she will offer an apathetic head nod or cold formal “hello”, and leave the guy scratching his head wondering where the hell he went wrong. The guy has 3 options from this point: 1) if he is very interested in her, he may continue pursuing her through this phase, and wait until the phase is over and she resumes normal communication, 2) he can attempt to turn the tables against her and ghost her (thus running the risk of the courtship fizzling out), or 3) he can decide to end his pursuit and move onto the next girl, thus simultaneously ending the courtship and ghost phase. If he has chosen option 1 and continues his pursuit through the ghost phase, he must realize that when the ghost phase eventually terminates, he has played directly into her hands, and she will highly likely utilize his interest to her advantage throughout the later stages of the courtship, throughout the dating phase, and, in due course, during the couples’ marriage!

Mike: sighs
Adam: What's wrong Mike?
Mike: I don't know... it's nothing really... it's just that Claire used to show interest in me but I think I may have blew my chances with her because she has suddenly started ignoring me.
Adam: What happened?
Mike: Earlier this morning, we passed by each other and she just gave me this weird glance and barely acknowledged my existence. I'm confused because she seemed interested up until this point. I'm trying to trace my steps to see where I went wrong.
Adam: chuckles There's no need for that. Trust me I've been in your situation before.
Mike: What do you mean by that?
Adam: puts hand on Mike's shoulder It seems you have entered the ghost phase my friend, godspeed.

by theblackpirate July 4, 2023