Oregon Lefty

A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.

"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."

by JerryOwO June 7, 2024

Oregon Pine ball

A practice originating in the Oregon coastal region involving the collection of pine needles in late January, followed by the gathering of wild mushrooms and pine tree sap, which are mashed together into a sappy goop, formed into a ball, and inserted into the anus while sitting beside the ocean to induce an ethereal psychedelic experience.

Sam inserted a oregon pine ball and ate some muffins on the beach

by ostrich69 January 18, 2026

Oregon Yogurt straw

An Oregon chocolate bar is when after you cum into a woman's vagina, you perform a suction by sucking the cum out and spitting it back inside of her anus

They were having sex and after he finished gave her an Oregon yogurt straw

by Ronald Dingle penis February 2, 2026

La Grande, Oregon

A boring ass town in northeastern Oregon. There is absolutely nothing to do here except get drunk or high. La Grande High School fucking sucks and the people are assholes. There is a train yard in the middle of town that is noisy 24/7. If you live near it, good luck trying to sleep at night. There’s also EOU which is a college that’ll accept basically anyone, even if you’re a homeless crack addicted felon, they’ll accept you. People from California keep moving here for some idiotic reason. Overall, La Grande is a shitty ass town and i do NOT recommend moving here

Person 1: What should we do today?
Person 2: dude, we’re in La Grande, Oregon, there’s nothing to do
Person 1: okay, let’s just get high.

by EarnMyCrap February 16, 2026