big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

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Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

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lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

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pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.

Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

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drop a lump

Take a shit

I feel good after I drop a lump.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) July 2, 2022

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lumping humans into one’s own personal singular self created category without any consideration of the rest of humans multifaceted personality traits. A commenter lumping their opponent into a group with very negative association to remove all legitimacy from their opponent.

Trump was trump lumping when he said “I’m not gonna say who I mean. I’m just saying you had forces saying things that were evil. They were bad people and he is a very, very fine man.”

by AlRut August 23, 2022

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