Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Jonah is a very interesting person. He tries to get the ladies but only gets the men

Jonah Columbus Boyd is an interesting person

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Interesting person. Isn't very cool

Jonah Columbus Boyd is just Jonah

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Jonah

Sits on the couch naked for a living

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah

by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021

Jonah

He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc

Jonah is soooo cool I wish I could be jonah

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022