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Jedi Knight Jonah

Some one who stream shittie games and is a wanted Sexual Criminal in 69 Countries. No one likes him and he usually is very fucking fat. He hates niggas and Jews. Often rape minors and overall is a Crack addict
Omg you love fucking kids??? Your such a Jedi knight Jonah
by Jews69187 nigga November 7, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.
(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?
by GONAH November 7, 2022
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Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house
by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022
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Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.
Jonah is a weird guy
by jamison979 May 4, 2022
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If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
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