Forest Fireman

A sexual act that involves lighting the females pubic hairs on fire, then having sex with her until your semen puts it out.

Steve: "Hey John, I pulled a forest fireman on Rebecca last night!"
John: "Cool man! How did it go?"
Steve: "She got Second Degree Burns."
John: "Oh."

by Sex Slave Number 1 April 2, 2019

fishy forest

When you don't wash your hairy pussy, it's called a fishy forest.

Dude, last night when I smashed Kylie Jenner, she had a fishy forest.

by ilovelebron June 11, 2019

hot forest

massive bushel of female pubic hair

"I went down on my room mates sister, I had to push through her hot forest before I could seal the deal."

by Raul McDonald April 16, 2018

forest hadley

Complete idiot with out a brain

you are such a forest hadley

by Forest Hadley May 23, 2017

Fanta forest

Ginger pubes

I think I have a Fanta forest, not anecessarily oak forrest

by Adolescent Wolverine March 14, 2018

A Forest Wittiger

when your girl gives you a blow job and you pull out and give her a facial but some gets in her eye and her eye closes up

Yo, I just gave my girl A Forest Wittiger.

by Motor Boat April 29, 2016

crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016