Waiter's Crack

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Jack in the Crack

An alternate name for Jack in the Box which refers to the addictive nature of it's food, widely thought to have addictive substances infused in their burgers/tacos. Open 24 Hours. Widely blamed as the source of over 50% of DUI's ever gotten.

Drunk guy 1: Dude i'm so fucking starving right now.

Drunk guy 2: I am going to fucking murder someone if i dont get some Jack in the Crack right this very minute.

by AJ_Arch June 30, 2008

hippy crack

nitrous oxcide aka nitrous aka nos aka n20 aka laughing gas

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

crack stacks

High rise apartment complex for low income people, drug dealers, hookers, and the scum of society

There was another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night. You couldn't pay me enough to live there.

by James-Lee June 18, 2007

Crack Addict

A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).

P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.

P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.

by jg357 August 26, 2018

crack fuckery

unwise, unwell behavior engaged in bullshit activity.

The fraudster is using my name to make weird personal messages, friend requests, ask for money and engage in general crack fuckery.

by MB20Fan January 23, 2015

Crack Cheese

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018