The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Kitchen Cleaner

Woman

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.

by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

fuckuum cleaner

Fuckuum cleaner is a sex position in which the receptionist acts as if she/he is a vacuum cleaner.

Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬

by 🅰️ January 16, 2022

clit cleaner

A girl that vigorously licks clean another girls clit

Raina: “You’re such a clit cleaner”
Sarah: “That’s you”

by ThighsHub September 19, 2022

Carpet Cleaner

An insult that means you are an absurd lunatic that makes no sense and you probably have no dad.

Ex;
Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.

"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.

by Jaspermcclapper September 27, 2022

window cleaners bucket

Cavernous fanny

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

by Peewak October 8, 2022