Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

I'll hold the candle

A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.

John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."

by Cobalticus January 19, 2017

The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum

Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

by Blkash July 24, 2017

Candle

A slang term for a joint or a blunt.

let’s smoke some candles later!

by megaleea12 January 2, 2019

Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.

Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!

by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018

Frosting on candles

The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse

My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night

by Absolutelegendunit September 15, 2018

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018