texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time

steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.

by BeatCat February 20, 2025

blizzarding

when you ring someones doorbell as many times as it takes for them to answer then when they open the door you rip off your pants and jizz all over their face

me and thomas are going blizzarding

by K. Karter March 15, 2025

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum

I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard

by A random shithead May 23, 2023

Blizzarding

Trying to rip off your fans as much as possible while lying to them as much as possible

Dude, I was blizzarding the other day and made 400$ off of selling knock off merch

by Dragon air June 13, 2023

Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.

I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard

by rv.recreational April 10, 2025

Blizzarding

To have in you an enormous nut, then ejaculating into either a man or woman’s butt so hard that it travels up the intestines, through the esophagus, and out the mouth.

I ended up blizzarding her because it was December 1st, the day after No Nut November.

by The Blue Blumpkin April 29, 2024